Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Sometimes you just have to roll your eyes, heave a big sigh, say *#*% and smile…


…When you realize that special outfit you selected for this one special occasion won’t work…and it's the last minute.

…When your dog barks at midnight and needs to be taken for a quick walk and your “regular dog walkers” are sleeping.

…When you’re finally arriving at your destination and your child pipes up and says she left something important on the kitchen counter.

...When the lights go out, you grab a flashlight, and the batteries are deader than Elvis.

…When you expect a nice soothing hot shower and you get hit by an icy shower.

…When there’s one piece of bacon left on the plate and the only logical thing to do is eat it.

…When you post something on Facebook and people take you completely out of context and decide to read you the riot act or write a dissertation on this or that.

…When you’re running late and your gas tank empty light keeps blinking…and you know there isn’t a chance you’ll make it.

…When a costume you make for a darling little girl’s recital and part of it is too small and you have to re-do it.

…When you find yourself talking to a wall and it’s made out of brick and cement and doesn’t budge.

…When you really want a delicious adult beverage and you forgot to replenish your stock.

…You’re grocery shopping for a large party and three local grocery stores don’t carry what you need.

…When you’re having a great phone conversation but you’re doing the potty dance and can’t get a word in to end the conversation.

…When you get yourself all snuggled up in bed but forgot to turn off the light.

…When your crazy day is FINALLY over and then you realize that it will start all over again in 4-5 hours. Ugh!

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