Me & Mr. P

Those who know me would agree I’ve been in a long standing relationship with Mr. P.  I’m loyal to a fault, there’s no substitute, and nothing even comes close to what we share.  He and I will never part because Jose, while popular, just doesn’t seem to do it for me.  And while men may come and go and regardless of how I treat him, Mr. P will always stay by my side.  What a lucky gal I am! 

 Now…here’s the best part of our relationship.  Mr. P could be compared to a hooker, I can always find him on almost any street corner and in any city around the world!  He makes himself available to me at my beck and call and would never ever think to play hard to get.  And because I’m his mistress, the choice becomes mine as to when and where I get to take advantage of him. He’s mine for the taking, gals! Wink, wink!

 

He’ll never leave me high and dry nor will he neglect me.  He knows me well, so well in fact that he minds my wishes, does my bidding, and would never ever dare to disagree.  He understands my insecurities and ensures we have those extra special intimate moments.  I’m wanted, loved, and would never be put aside.  He remembers our anniversaries, special memories and more importantly helps me conveniently forget those god-forsaken awful memories one never wants to be reminded of.  

And yes, I’ve learned to become more of a risk-taker, less of a wallflower since knowing Mr. P.  He’s added an indescribable amount of color to my life.  So much in fact that I can now say it’s truly because of him that I spent a night as a bar dancer at Coyote Ugly.    

And while he deals with my craziness and annoying habits, he, my friends, still loves me in the morning, brings me a breakfast tray complete with ibuprofen and pickle juice (the best hangover remedy ever), and gets into bed to snuggle. How could this girl ask for more?

And now may I introduce my darling Mr. P…  :)

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